Here are some gross things no one tells you about being pregnant:
*Moles popping up. All over.
*Skin tags. All over. Sickening.
*Constant heatstroke. Espesh now, in the summer. This goes with gross sweating. All over.
*The lovely "brown line" linea negra down your stomach. Just when you think you're safe, it hits you at almost 39 weeks.
*Skin darkening, especially in areas like your pits. They look dirty all the time. Sickening.
*Loss of feeling in fingers due to carpal tunnel/swelling. NOT COOL.
*Feet that swell up and only fit in size 10 Nike slides from Target. Hideous. For the love.
*Again with the sweating.
*Itching. Everywhere. Especially your back. When you can't reach around because you've lost your flexibility.
*Apparent snoring. (I'm not sure I believe this one, Jason.)
*Stuffy nose-at night, when you're trying to sleep.
*Ability to not sleep, even though you feel like you were run over by a Mack.
I'm sure there are more, but right now, this is what's plaguing me.
Share your untold symptoms below.
Now, who wants to get knocked up???