Sunday Sayings

OK here is the quote for the week:

Pretty easy for us older folks :D It is from a movie. Identify the characters and the movie please. Leave a comment with your answer.

This looks pretty random-it is a conversation during "an escape" scene.

Character 1: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[the ceiling gives way]

Character 2: Oh, shit!

Give it your best shot! I hope we can get a winner this week-remember, no cheating....... :D